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Can’t get enough…Underwear?
Date Added: July 31st, 2008
You know how every girl absolutely LOVES shopping? Especially with her girlfriends right? Oh, believe me I did. Up until when this happened…ugh…
A week before my freshman year starts. Crossroads mall. Shopping with friends for clothes. About 4 hours in. (Oh yea [= AND we were still kickin it! lol) At that point we had pretty much wiped out the entire mall…haha…but we had one store left that had a HUGE sale going on, we were in desperate need of underwear, and me and my friends all wanted some…Victoria’s Secret.
This is the point where I must tell you how…childish??…my friends were. They couldn’t say the word v-string without turning into a tomato. I was THE ONLY ONE that could say ‘ DANG! This thong’s a MIGHTY bit snug. ‘ without falling over in embarrassment.
SOO, after a little bit of giggle fits, we braved past the ladies at the door, and with me leading the way, headed to the sale bins. I was the first to jump in. Heck, I love their thongs! [= lol It took them a while, but they FINALLY stuck their hands into the pile of granny-panties. ( And yes I SWEAR i tried to convince them to try some thongs…believe me i felt like a failure as a friend.) lol
About 20 minutes later we were set to get in line. Panties in hand. ( Mind you, we each had about 10 each…) We even had the coolest gay guy as our clerk. Sweet Right??
Now here’s the kicker……Remember how my friends are like SHY to the max? Well, Morgan walks up and says, ‘ Lexiiiiii…..If we give you the money do you think you could…ummm….’
OH YEA you guessed it right! THEY wanted ME to go up and BUY THEIR UNDERWEAR FOR THEM………….dear god……….
Now I’m a helpful and kind friend, which pretty much means i am easy to take advantage of…so of course, i gave in.
SOOO there i was….
standing in line with about $120 worth of clearance underwear in my hands……..
YEEPPPP.
THAT was juuuussttt GRAND.
OK so i FINALLY got up to the register….past all the people in the other lines looking at me thinking ‘ And WHERE is that Girls MOTHER…uh!…that is just SO wrong!’
I drop the truck load of panties on the counter………MEANWHILE my friends AREN’T EVEN IN THE STORE!
Gay guy looks at me with that knowing look only a gay guy can give………………
“Honey……” “Abstinence is the best way for a girl your age.”
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DID I HONESTLY JUST HERE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooOOOOhhhHHHHH boOOYYYYY!
Well that’s when i went into panic mode and started telling him that i was buying these for my friends too and not just me. NOPE. I’m innocent. I SWEAR!!!
…….he just laughed his head off…..
I was humiliated that day.
I was accused of sleeping around by a gay guy…lol
Oh…and i have a receipt for 45 pairs of underwear.
It’s in a scrapbook. If that isn’t a chicken pucker moment, i don’t know what is.
Lex from Lawrence, Mi