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Did anybody see that…?

Posted by beth

Date Added: March 19th, 2008

I am the typical multi-tasking, working mom, that tries to get as much done on my lunch hour as possible.  So the middle of winter finds me freezing my butt off at the gas station.  As I waited for the gas to pump, I cleaned out all the door pockets (garbage collection receptacles for those with kids) of my Durang-ho (as my daughter would call it!).  Wearing my very warm, but clunky boots, I attempted to work my way to the trash can with my hands full of half eaten peanut butter sandwiches, gum wrappers, tissues and junk.  I was being a little lazy in the fact that I tried to step over the gas hose ( is that what you call it?).  My boot caught the tubing and I started to fall.  Well, human nature kicks in and I tried to catch myself.  So you have to picture me, my hands full of garbage, toppling over this hose.  I know, you’re expecting me to drop the garbage to catch myself right?  I wish.  It was only garbage, for goodness sake.  I should have dropped it and saved myself!!  But oh no- I totally wiped out.  My wrists were all scraped up, my chin was bleeding and my clothes were totally grimed with nasty gas station yuck.  Of course, I quickly popped back up to check to see if anyone had witnessed my descent.  Then casually tried dusting the dripping slime off my clothes….EWWWW!! Next time you are at the gas station, check out all the nasty stuff that collects near the pump!  Top that with sludge, oil and gas…it definitely makes for a nasty mess that you don’t want to fall into… total chickenpucker moment!

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