The Chicken Pucker Newsletter
Living with Chicken Pucker
Date Added: March 9th, 2009
Hello Everyone,
This newsletter is dedicated to a little boy named Tyler. Tyler was in a bad skiing accident the weekend of Valentines Day. He is still in the hospital right now, healing and fighting the fight of his life. There is an enormous amount of people praying for him… I am one of those people. I want you to know, I have never personally met Tyler. I went to school with his mother.. I think she was one of the smartest people in our class. I know what you are thinking… how can this relate to Chicken Pucker. Well… when you are forced to live in the moment, forced to think of others and not yourself, when there is no judgement, just you and other people coming together for the good of others…. that is Chicken Pucker. This may seem a somber topic for Chicken Pucker, but I choose to see the best in this….people praying together for the betterment of another human being. So, if you would, let the Chicken Pucker side of you out… and pray with me… for Tyler, for his family, for anyone you know that needs your prayers. Let the powerful energy of Chicken Pucker flow through us all to those that need it the most. Thank you.
Are you feeling fine in ‘09?
Date Added: January 27th, 2009
Well, I hope this Chicken Pucker Newsletter gets you to feeling more than fine in 2009. I am so excited about…. Chicken Pucker… life… and our new President. I am just excited to be an American!!! Speaking of the President, do you think Chicken Pucker moments happen to him? Or just his staff?
I love to discuss this stuff with my friends. Do you think President Obama (anyone famous for that matter) sits around sipping cocktails with friends and finds the conversation somehow turning to include either sex or poop? LOL! Of course it does, they are human aren’t they? But then again, maybe famous people are too sophisticated for such things. What do you think? I encourage everyone to look for the Chicken Pucker side to life- wherever you go. They happen all the time, at least to me they do.
What an exciting time to be alive!!! I can’t wait to hear about all your Chicken Pucker moments. To paraphrase famous historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, “These are great times to be alive… you wouldn’t want to live in ordinary times where nothing happens.. You wouldn’t want to be a Millard Fillmore!” I think she was right… these are great times. Times to be open with everyone, and be accepting of everyones goofy little flubs. I challenge you to be your best by living life to the fullest and being accepting of your Chicken Pucker moments. Hey, don’t forget to shop Chicken Pucker. I think if you wear the attire, more exciting things will come your way!!
Newsletter
Date Added: September 16th, 2008
Hi Again!!
My Dad read my last newsletter and was quite impressed. The only thing he thought I should add was a note to everyone reminding them that besides just funny stories, Chicken Pucker also has an array of various items for sale. This conversation is my Chicken Pucker moment of the week. I love my Dad, but sometimes as some of you know, he teeters a fine line between Father and Best Friend. After talking some business, I ended with a “Thanks Dad… I will remind everyone to buy their Chicken Pucker Thong* on-line!”
That really grossed him out… but if there was a line to cross, my Dad will do it… where do you think I got that from?!! He says, “Oh Beth, come on… what else do you have for sale?…. Blow up dolls?”
Now, I was grossed out… but hey, a sale is a sale…. we took his Visa and we are shipping as we speak…
JUST KIDDING!!
Hey, have a great week, and remember… everyone has to get their Chicken Pucker on!!
Beth
*= Actual item $9.99, see Chicken Pucker under the shop section, click on the Chicken Pucker side!!
Chicken Pucker Newsletter
Date Added: August 22nd, 2008
Hey Everyone!
My first real newsletter…wow…blank slate. All these goofy thoughts are going through my head, like “What do I say?” Well, here goes….
It was Dave and my twelfth anniversary, and my kids, Brody age 11 and Kristin age 8, wanted to give me a gift. You will be hearing a lot about my kids. And “Yes”, I know I will pay for their therapy later!! Anyway, the kids said it was easier to make me a gift than their dad. Brody, God Bless him, wanted to make me a necklace. He wanted it to say ‘Happy Anniversary’, it actually said ‘Happy Anivershery’!!! LOL He was probably trying to combine love and chocolate- Anniversary and Hershey!!! LOL We always tell him,”Thank goodness you are cute!!”
Here’s the kicker… I had to use spell check to spell it right myself!!
I am going to use this newsletter and website to remind myself to see the lighter side of life. I hope you do too!!
Here’s to having a Chicken Pucker week!!
Beth
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Date Added: January 1st, 2008
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