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Pee in the cup
Date Added: January 5th, 2009
I was pregnant and was at my monthly doctor visit. You know the one where you have to step on the scale, pee in the cup and have your blood pressure checked. Not that bad right? Well when you are 8 months pregnant it really is hard to pee in that little cup! I mastered that difficult task only to have trouble with the door!! My purse got caught on the door handle and jerked my hand. Yes, the hand holding my cup of pee!! Needless to say, I got pee all over my hand. And of course the perky nurse was Johnny on the spot and right there ready to take my sample from me. I was so embarrassed!!
Long Yearly Exam
Date Added: January 7th, 2008
A friend of mine, Robin, went to her yearly gynecological exam. As always, she felt very vulnerable and extremely uncomfortable. Whenever the Doctor walked in to the room it was like her mind was stuck in the mud. Today he decides to ask her if she minded that a young male intern assist him as he made his rounds. Being put on the spot, Robin reluctantly said okay. With the intern staring over his shoulder, the Doctor proceeded to pry apart her stiffened knees. From under the sheet she clearly hears him say to the intern, “Now this is what’s know as a long vagina.” Robin could feel her face turn ten shades of red as she wondered what the hell a “long vagina” was supposed to be!!
Needless to say, she switched to a female doctor with no interns, after that episode. -Barb O. Plainwell, Michigan.